Who is Dr Cheese, and where did he come from?

Dr Cheese is the all singing, all dancing rock spectacular that writes and performs all the songs here on the web site. He grew up in the 'burbs, and after getting his masters of cheesology at The Institute of Cheese and Crackers in Mason Wisconsin (IC&CM,WI), Dr Cheese turned his focus toward spreading love and muffins with his Patented Rawk Powah! Together with his Fourth Cousin, twice removed*, Wes Eisenach, he's put the love and muffins on the Internet for all to see- FREE!!!

He lives with his guinea pig, Hewson, at the Pimento Place Apartments on Randall Rd. (Motto: Cheapest living available without sewer rats!").

What is "Love and Muffins"?

Love and muffins can best be described as a variation on "Mahalo," or "Shalom." What it implies is: "I wish for you all the love and muffins in the world." Love is both love to receive and love to give. Muffins is anything that brings you joy and peace, weather it's actual muffins or something else. So, in short, when you tell someone, "Love and Muffins," You're saying (To quote Shakespeare) "God give you Joy, Cousin!"

What's the Big Idea behind the Dr Cheese Experience?

The whole idea of the Dr Cheese experience is summed up in the song: That Which is Awesome. We want you to soak your brain with so much coolness that there's no room for hate, depression, selfishness, or anything else that's icky. Just like "You are what you eat," we believe that you are what you put into your head. If you put angry, depressing music into your head, you're gonna turn all sour. So, we provide the rawk powah, fortified with Love and Muffins, to make your brain shimmer and sparkle with coolness all day long!

Also, we here at the Dr Cheese experience promise to make the whole show as family friendly as possible. We want all the kids out there, no matter how small, to be able to rock with us. So we're keeping a clean ship mister! For a list of words and phrases we will NOT use in the Dr Cheese Experience, click HERE.

What is Rawk Powah?

Rawk Powah is Dr Cheese's own special blend of herbs, spices, rock, pop, rap, coolness, love, and muffins. Unlike ordinary "Rock and Roll", Rawk Powah is only make up of positively charged Rock elements, excluding the negative two thirds or the rock equation, and leaving only the "Rock and Roll" molecule intact, with no additives, preservatives, or artificial sweeteners, making it all natural, and safe for the whole family.

What does Dr Cheese consider to be awesome?

There is simply so much coolness in the world that it is hard to know where to begin. Here is a partial list of things that are awesome (in no particular order):

 

* Wes was removed twice from a Chucky Cheese for cheating at skeeball.